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Post by MadMustang (Xbox, Wii,PC) on Aug 31, 2010 9:53:26 GMT
Total Wipeout Is awesome, I think its better in the USA though! Madster
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Sept 11, 2010 3:59:34 GMT
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Oct 4, 2010 13:25:56 GMT
this is the funniest one ever,, some of these people just give up and just drag through the mud....
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Oct 22, 2010 4:42:57 GMT
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus'
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Post by Madster on Oct 22, 2010 15:59:34 GMT
LMAO! Madster
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Post by dimitrikhoz on Oct 24, 2010 2:57:32 GMT
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Post by kemchua on Nov 18, 2010 7:31:23 GMT
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for awhile, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits and paint naked. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man", replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, both deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, so they open the door. "Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?" _________________________ LED signsdeals and steals for consumers
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Post by dimitrikhoz on Nov 21, 2010 15:22:09 GMT
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Post by Jussi on Dec 8, 2010 11:11:09 GMT
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Jan 19, 2011 16:22:30 GMT
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Feb 10, 2011 13:42:21 GMT
Here is a funny one 4u
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Mar 17, 2011 4:07:04 GMT
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Post by Bandit (PC/PS3/4) on Mar 17, 2011 16:12:40 GMT
Just the way i like it:
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revit
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Post by revit on Mar 21, 2011 22:57:26 GMT
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on May 13, 2011 5:06:00 GMT
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