|
Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Jul 18, 2010 3:16:30 GMT
|
|
|
Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Jul 26, 2010 2:31:30 GMT
Is it real or is it fake???
|
|
|
Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Jul 30, 2010 12:28:12 GMT
|
|
|
Post by nlane3000 (PC) on Jul 30, 2010 23:01:21 GMT
OMG just saw the xboob controller i love it i want one or maybe i could just draw one on bare chest now thats an idea
|
|
|
Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Aug 3, 2010 1:32:30 GMT
|
|
|
Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Aug 8, 2010 5:25:25 GMT
Subject: hunting safari
A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa, taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell named Killer, along for the company.
One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Jack Russell thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old Jack Russell exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old Jack Russell nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old Jack Russell sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine! Now, the old Jack Russell sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Jack Russell says... "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard! Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the old dogs...age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! Bullcrap and brilliance only come with age and experience.
|
|
Frederik (PC)
ISRC Senior Member
†ISRC Dedicated Since 2006
Posts: 380
|
Post by Frederik (PC) on Aug 8, 2010 12:23:32 GMT
That guy was lucky to get back up the ramp, out of the water. Woaw. As for the story about that Jack Russell, I love it.
|
|
|
Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Aug 15, 2010 15:17:22 GMT
Two old men were sitting on a porch with a hound dog between them. The dog had its leg hiked up and was licking itself. One of the old men said to the other, "I sure do wish I could do that." The other old man said, "You better not, that dog will bite you."
|
|
|
Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Aug 21, 2010 14:44:51 GMT
|
|
|
Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Aug 28, 2010 6:37:00 GMT
Here a must see movie, I think it was funny as hell, I give it two thumbs up.
|
|
|
Post by nlane3000 (PC) on Aug 28, 2010 11:02:32 GMT
Seen that its pretty good film definetly worth a watch but not really a cinema film if you know what i mean
|
|
|
Post by kat (PC) on Aug 29, 2010 15:09:36 GMT
I've seen this film, yes it was quite funny, but it was not with those actors. This must be a remake?
Loved the Lancer video. Now that's parking!
|
|
|
Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Aug 29, 2010 16:59:00 GMT
Yes it is a remake, just release May of 2010 I wonder if the old movie has the same plot as this one... in this version Elaine brother a chemist whip up a bottle of Acid /Window pain and everyone thinks they are Valiums And they gay midget who was lovers with the guy who died... Damn funny movie... I thought it had a great plot I do the Netflix thing and watch it 4 times.... I've seen this film, yes it was quite funny, but it was not with those actors. This must be a remake? Loved the Lancer video. Now that's parking!
|
|
|
Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Aug 31, 2010 0:26:45 GMT
I never seen this show on TV,,, but it was funny as hell...LOL
|
|
|
Post by kat (PC) on Aug 31, 2010 8:50:53 GMT
Yes it is a remake, just release May of 2010 I wonder if the old movie has the same plot as this one... From that scene, and your description, they are exacly the same. The only difference seems to be one was with white actors, and this one is all black actors. Weird. Damn funny movie though. Edit - just did a quick Google, and found the original was a British comedy, made 2007, and this one is indeed a remake, which apparantly was not as good or as popular.
|
|