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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Mar 14, 2010 14:10:14 GMT
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Mar 21, 2010 15:16:32 GMT
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Mar 26, 2010 15:56:52 GMT
Make sure you watch the smoking comericial, the guy installing the carpet...time maker 5.33 it's funny as hell
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Post by MadMustang (Xbox, Wii,PC) on Mar 26, 2010 16:39:04 GMT
frostbite ones funny as! Madster
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Apr 1, 2010 15:54:36 GMT
This is my favorite one...
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Apr 7, 2010 14:13:33 GMT
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Apr 11, 2010 15:26:20 GMT
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stig
ISRC Member
Turbo lag is a courtesy head start...
Posts: 278
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Post by stig on Apr 12, 2010 11:48:59 GMT
I just got this new job and it is so f..king unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the people I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be girl. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f..king stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like he's from 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f..king dog to work. Every f..king day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. I swear sometimes it's trying to talk aswell. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f..king day.
Anyway, I drive these f..ktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh.t.
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Post by aarog5606 on Apr 12, 2010 12:04:45 GMT
Lol, So we should start calling you Fred(oops) for now on!?
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Frederik (PC)
ISRC Senior Member
†ISRC Dedicated Since 2006
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Post by Frederik (PC) on Apr 16, 2010 18:51:15 GMT
Lol, So we should start calling you Fred(oops) for now on!? Hahaha, now that's a good one!
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Post by NFSMWLamborghini on Apr 21, 2010 2:07:00 GMT
nice one
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Apr 24, 2010 15:41:13 GMT
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Post by MadMustang (Xbox, Wii,PC) on May 2, 2010 11:53:53 GMT
WTF!?!? Anyways heres my joke... There is this 2 Storey flat With 3 people living in it. On the ground floor ( outside ) is a family having a bbq. On the 1st floor There is a man peeing out the window. On the 2nd floor is a man shaving out the window. Then a boys friend from the bbq decides to shout to the man shaving '' Nice Porn Next door!'' In a hurry the shaving man turns but drops the shaver. Then shouts ''F-ing Idiot'' at the boy. But when the shaver falls it accidently chops of the mans pub*s and the pub*s fall onto the barbecue. About 10 minutes later the boys friend asks why he is so happy. Then he says '' Because i got an extra sausage! And it was sure nice!'' Madster
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on May 5, 2010 3:17:04 GMT
Watch this idiot... they don't make a pill for stupit..
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on May 11, 2010 2:58:22 GMT
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