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Post by MadMustang (Xbox, Wii,PC) on May 13, 2011 17:04:05 GMT
Went onto youtube, and got this error... Madster
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Post by Bandit (PC/PS3/4) on May 13, 2011 17:14:58 GMT
A Japanese guy and a Dutch guy are sitting at a bar, discussing cultural differences.
Suddenly the Japanese guy strikes the Dutch guy hard in the neck. After a minute or five, the Dutch guy gets up from the floor and ask the Japanese guy what the hell that was; "That's karate, it's Japanese", says the Japanese guy.
Anoyed, the Dutch guy again sits back at the bar; Not long after, the Japanese guys grabs the Dutch guys and throws him on the floor. In pain and anger, the Dutch guy stands up and ask what the hell was that supposed to mean; "That's Judo, it's Japanese", says the Japanese guy.
The Dutch guy is fed up and goes outside the bar. Not long after he left, the Dutch guys enters the bar again with a metal piece in his hands; He sees the Japanese guy still sitting at the bar and wacks him hard with the metal piece.
After half an hour or so, the Japanese guy wakes up with a terrible headache and sees the Dutch guy standing there.
"That was the jack from my Toyota, it's also Japanese!" says the Dutch man.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2011 0:38:53 GMT
Harold Camping.
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Post by Bandit (PC/PS3/4) on May 22, 2011 13:32:58 GMT
Well, 2012 is on TV this evening so he might have been partially right
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Post by kat (PC) on Jun 7, 2011 5:16:22 GMT
Haha! Love the Japanese one Bandit *thumb up*
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on Jun 11, 2011 11:58:38 GMT
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on May 9, 2012 2:39:08 GMT
An 80yr old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence. For 40 mins they shagged like bastards. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor. Damn she said "you didn't screw me like that 50 yrs ago! To which the old man replied "50 years ago that wasn't an electric fence"
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Post by TheGreenMonster (PC) on May 12, 2012 6:50:12 GMT
Murphy & Mary decide to try a 69. Murphy's never done one so Mary says she'll show him. She tells him 2 lie on the floor and squats over him. As she lowers herself onto his face then she farts, apologizing she tries again but farts again. Murphy jumps up and storms out of the room yelling, "I'll be damned if I'm hanging around for another 67 of those....
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